By Jimmy Flynn


grab a grimy glass,

and fill it with the rocks

you use

to stone me.


now add

one part Maker’s,

one part water,

Kanye’s Celebration,

smoked Spirits,

lip bites,

and a dash of bitters.


slice up some limes,

line up some salt,

and let your laugh

escape through your nose.


serve on a futon

or a rug—

your choice.


now flush the remains

down the drain,

and leave the glass outside to

collect the rain.


don’t share this with


it’s an old family secret.